Time: 12:00 GMT (For those of you who don't like Greenwich time, piss off.)Location: A fallout bunker somewhere in Croatia.TheMysteriousHood: Right lads, I have something to say.Shrautsticks: Oh great, somebody is gonna get wrecked. (You hope it's you, shitface.)FoxofJudyFoster: What is it? Did we do something wrong?SweetPsychoGamerGirl: Yes, don't leave us in suspense Hood.Hood: Here it is. Ninja golf course.
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Last week, before the big nuclear holocaust, we did a raid on a shithead who was posting links to malicious software and making a general mess of shit, remember?MinecraftPastaWriter: Oh yeah, I remember. That was fun.Hood: Well, I will tell you what isn't fun: getting in trouble with PETA.Shraut: What does PETA have to do with it?
(.)Hood: Just this: one of you dipshits shot a dog.NightmaricGod: That would be me.Hood: Why the fuck did you do it?NightmaricGod: I don't know. It was all so fast, and the dog was barking at me.SweetPsycho: What's the matter with shooting a mutt?Hood: Now PETA has got the whole Earth angry about it. We shot a fucking human being, but they are worried about the damned dog.Fox: Do you suppose the dog went to hell?Henriot5: Not the point here.Hood: Here is the point: PETA is pissed off because we shot a fucking dog. So listen to me.(Everyone listens intently)Hood: From now on, when we go on raids.Hood: Even if you are just about to be ripped apart by a mutant mutt.Hood: DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!Henriot: I'll try to remember that while attempting to save my comrade's life.Hood: Shoot the human raiders, shoot the innocent children, shoot the pregnant mothers, butHood: DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG! Now, repeat after me.(Everyone) DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!Henriot: What if we accidentally run a living being over with a tank?Hood: Was it a dog?Henriot: No, it was a human child of 5 years old.Hood: Doesn't matter. But DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG.Shraut: What if we kill a trans?
(You would, turd.)Hood: Was it a canine?Shraut: No, it was originally a male human, but now identifies as a ziggle.Hood: Doesn't matter. Just DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!Fox: What if I accidentally knock over a due pregnant lady?Hood: Was she pregnant with puppies?Fox: No, normal human infants.Hood: Nobody will care. Just DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!GlitchedCreepy: What if I shoot at a guy and he holds up a girl as a shield and I kill her instead?Hood: Was it a girl dog?Glitched: No, it was a human.Hood: Did her family have a dog?Glitched: Yes, they had two.Hood: They don't care. Without the girl they have more money to spend on the dogs. Just DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!Hood: Now, everyone, repeat after me:(Everyone again) DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!Hood: Now, does everyone get it?(Everyone) YES!Hood: No matter what happens, no matter who the dog kills, DON'T KILL THE FUCKING DOG!
Let's clarify some things here:. If you check the page for SCP-001, there isn't an SCP. In the Foundation Mythos, there is no true SCP-001 (in-universe, it is only accessible to the those of the highest rank). There are various 'proposals' written - The Gate Guardian (Dr Clef's Proposal), the Scarlet King (Tufto's Proposal), the Ouroboros Cycle (Djkaktus's Proposal I) being three of many (hell, the Foundation itself is also an SCP-001 proposal) - but it's up to user interpretation over which one is the true SCP-001, or if none of them are. In-universe, these proposals are decoys made to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 being leaked. There's also a theory that SCP-184 is actually SCP-001 but it was not designated to cover it up. Pretty sure SCP-001-A doesn't exist - it would most likely refer to an SCP-001 proposal and (as far as I know) there's no order for SCP-001 proposals - it's just based on what it's called and/or who wrote it.
Time: 12:00 GMT (For those of you who don't like Greenwich time, piss off.)Location: A fallout bunker somewhere in Croatia.TheMysteriousHood: Right lads, I have something to say.Shrautsticks: Oh great, somebody is gonna get wrecked. (You hope it's you, shitface.)FoxofJudyFoster: What is it? Did we do something wrong?SweetPsychoGamerGirl: Yes, don't leave us in suspense Hood.Hood: Here it is. Last week, before the big nuclear holocaust, we did a raid on a shithead who was posting links to malicious software and making a general mess of shit, remember?MinecraftPastaWriter: Oh yeah, I remember.
That was fun.Hood: Well, I will tell you what isn't fun: getting in trouble with PETA.Shraut: What does PETA have to do with it? (.)Hood: Just this: one of you dipshits shot a dog.NightmaricGod: That would be me.Hood: Why the fuck did you do it?NightmaricGod: I don't know. It was all so fast, and the dog was barking at me.SweetPsycho: What's the matter with shooting a mutt?Hood: Now PETA has got the whole Earth angry about it. We shot a fucking human being, but they are worried about the damned dog.Fox: Do you suppose the dog went to hell?Henriot5: Not the point here.Hood: Here is the point: PETA is pissed off because we shot a fucking dog. So listen to me.(Everyone listens intently)Hood: From now on, when we go on raids.Hood: Even if you are just about to be ripped apart by a mutant mutt.Hood: DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!Henriot: I'll try to remember that while attempting to save my comrade's life.Hood: Shoot the human raiders, shoot the innocent children, shoot the pregnant mothers, butHood: DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!
Now, repeat after me.(Everyone) DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!Henriot: What if we accidentally run a living being over with a tank?Hood: Was it a dog?Henriot: No, it was a human child of 5 years old.Hood: Doesn't matter. But DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG.Shraut: What if we kill a trans? (You would, turd.)Hood: Was it a canine?Shraut: No, it was originally a male human, but now identifies as a ziggle.Hood: Doesn't matter.
Just DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!Fox: What if I accidentally knock over a due pregnant lady?Hood: Was she pregnant with puppies?Fox: No, normal human infants.Hood: Nobody will care. Just DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!GlitchedCreepy: What if I shoot at a guy and he holds up a girl as a shield and I kill her instead?Hood: Was it a girl dog?Glitched: No, it was a human.Hood: Did her family have a dog?Glitched: Yes, they had two.Hood: They don't care.
Without the girl they have more money to spend on the dogs. Just DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!Hood: Now, everyone, repeat after me:(Everyone again) DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!Hood: Now, does everyone get it?(Everyone) YES!Hood: No matter what happens, no matter who the dog kills, DON'T KILL THE FUCKING DOG! Let's clarify some things here:. If you check the page for SCP-001, there isn't an SCP. In the Foundation Mythos, there is no true SCP-001 (in-universe, it is only accessible to the those of the highest rank).
There are various 'proposals' written - The Gate Guardian (Dr Clef's Proposal), the Scarlet King (Tufto's Proposal), the Ouroboros Cycle (Djkaktus's Proposal I) being three of many (hell, the Foundation itself is also an SCP-001 proposal) - but it's up to user interpretation over which one is the true SCP-001, or if none of them are. In-universe, these proposals are decoys made to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 being leaked. There's also a theory that SCP-184 is actually SCP-001 but it was not designated to cover it up. Pretty sure SCP-001-A doesn't exist - it would most likely refer to an SCP-001 proposal and (as far as I know) there's no order for SCP-001 proposals - it's just based on what it's called and/or who wrote it.